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Merry and Bright

Friday, December 23, 2011
I hope you are feeling marginally happier about Christmas than these guys. In fairness, I'd be pretty pissed off if someone forced a Santa hat on my head and took pictures of me, too. Wishing you all a wonderful Christmas, filled with love, laughter, Chocolate Oranges and weird-looking dogs. That's what I'm hoping for, anyway. See you on the other side (*coughMYBIRTHDAYcough*). Top 20 Dogs Dressed...

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Nosy Bitches

Wednesday, December 21, 2011
Hmm, how to explain the Nosy Bitches? The easiest way to describe them would be a random group of women who chat on twitter, but that would make it sound tragic, so let's call it a network of smart, interesting, funny ladies who originally found each other through the A Practical Wedding community (which is, by the way, scientifically proven to be awesome) and who...

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Dear Passive-Aggressive Neighbour

Tuesday, December 20, 2011
Writing the words "Please" and "Thank you" in quotation marks kind of defeats the purpose. Just thought you might need to know that for future neighbourly notes. You're "welcome." Love, Your Neighbour Who Is Now Secretly Plotting To Train Her Dog To Crap Beside Your Car {Image via Passive Aggressive Notes} ...

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Babies ≠ Pets

Thursday, December 15, 2011
One of my dearest friends has just announced that she and her husband are having a baby. Cue high-pitched squeals and the immediate perusing of etsy for all the little tiny baby things. Even though sometimes it feels like I am surrounded by babies, thanks to all you amazing internet ladies who make motherhood look fun and even - gasp! - kind of cool, in fact she is the first...

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Naked as a nightclub in daylight

Wednesday, December 14, 2011
"The difference between Chinese medicine and Western medicine is the dissection versus the observation of the thing in motion. The difference between reading a story and studying a story is the difference between living the story and killing the story and looking at its guts. "School! We sat in English class and we dissected the stories that I'd escaped into, laid open their...

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Things my father has taught me, Vol. 1

Monday, December 12, 2011
1. How to play my first ever tune on the piano. 2. Always to question the statistics you hear on TV. 3. That it is possible to function in a room where only 10% of the floor space is visible (but that maybe it would make for an easier life just to tidy up a little bit). 4. Which is the best seat...

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Things my mother has taught me, Vol. 1

Friday, December 09, 2011
1. That poetry can be funny. 2. How to make a mean macaroni cheese. 3. That singing along to a good song is one of life's great joys. 4. The importance of small acts of kindness. 5. How to rock a sheepskin coat. Happy Birthday, Mum xxx Top image of my mum first seen on her guest post. Bottom image from my fun picture-taking day with...

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Keeping it real.

Wednesday, December 07, 2011
Last night, two friends who we hadn't seen since the wedding came over for dinner. Before long, we found ourselves talking about the wedding; what an amazing day it was, how much fun we all had, how there was a bizarre one-day plague of greenflies on the beach but how it didn't matter in the slightest. They looked through our photos, all 600+...

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December just keeps getting better!

Friday, December 02, 2011
I WON A COMPETITION!! You have no idea how exciting this is for me. Especially when all I had to do was retweet a tweet, which I totally would have just done anyway, because the lady in question is awesome.  My prize was a pack of ten prints by the very talented Becky of Bexphoto, who also blogs at Olive Dragonfly and has been...

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It's heeeeeeere!

Thursday, December 01, 2011
FINALLY. I've been itching for the festive season to officially start for a long, long time, but somehow December has snuck up on me and I can't quite believe it's that time of year again. I haven't even got myself an advent calendar/advent candle/hand-crafted super-duper advent extravaganza yet, and as for Christmas presents... well. The less said about that, the better. I do have some sparkly...

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