Six days to go!


...until Team Sugar is back.

The Hubster and I are beyond excited.


This year's candidates have been announced.

I continue to be baffled that anyone would willingly subject themselves to this ritual humiliation.

We couldn't pick a favourite candidate (they're all pretty horrendous),
but the odious Natasha is a leading contender for most obnoxious.



Anyone who describes herself as "in your face",
  like that's a good thing, is not really My Kind Of Person.

But oh, how I luuuuurve to hate them all.

And you know the best thing about The Apprentice in the UK?


We don't have to put up with this bell end.

Never mind the royal wedding, it's times like these
when I thank the Lord I'm British.



Top two pictures via BBC. Bottom: PA

8 boats moored :

  1. Yay Kirsty, I couldn't agree more. That horrible man is building a monstrosity of a hotel over my favourite beach, bulldozing his way through all the normal processes and the government just lets him. It's like we're all supposed to be in awe of him at all times. And he has truly awful hair/wigs. Lord Alan on the other hand - master of the one-liner! Love it. Last year in office sweep I got Start Baggs (the brand), it was a few weeks of loving him but hating him, and general cringing. Can't wait for this year!

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  2. Wasn't he trying to build a hotel on the St. Andrews grounds or something similarly ridiculous? Anyway, I'm pretty sure he's sunk his own battleship on this one (the presidential business, seems like he'll be on TV forever though)

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  3. I would love to go on the Apprentice, just to see how far I could get……but only if I could turn back time afterwards to erase any evidence of it ever happening and avoid potential public humiliation!

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  4. Sooo excited about this! I was alerted to it by our receptionist this morning and immediately Sky plussed it from my mobile!!

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  5. It is to be hoped that the "thing" on Trump's head will crawl down his face, into his mouth and choke him....ah silence!

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  6. Kristen, you would either win it, or get eaten alive. Either way I'd pay money to see that.


    Glad to hear I'm not the only Apprentice-loving Trump-hating lady around these parts!

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  7. What did you think of the first episode? I thought the right person left!

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  8. TOTALLY. What an utter douche-canoe.

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