The Hubster and I are beyond excited.
We couldn't pick a favourite candidate (they're all pretty horrendous),
but the odious Natasha is a leading contender for most obnoxious.
Anyone who describes herself as "in your face",
like that's a good thing, is not really My Kind Of Person.
But oh, how I luuuuurve to hate them all.
And you know the best thing about The Apprentice in the UK?
We don't have to put up with this bell end.
Never mind the royal wedding, it's times like these
when I thank the Lord I'm British.