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|For the girl who *really* loves punctuation, via American Apparel|
Which is exactly what this Dramatic Reading is all about. I must confess that I have never actually been dumped in my life (I know! I'm surprised too. That's just what happens when you marry the guy you met when you were 18) but I like to think that, no matter how heartbroken or humiliated I might be, I would still hit the spell-checker before I pulled the trigger on a break-up letter. In fact I think I'd make it my priority.
Because nothing says, "You have hurt me, but I shall maintain my dignity and composure in the face of adversity," quite like the phrase, "Your such n ass wipe n bastert!!".